Were you having a good day today?
Felt good about what you accomplished? Want me to ruin it for you?
Consider this: There is a dog, and I mean a furry, four-legged dog, that has a two story house with carpets and AC, that he does not pay rent for. It’s a really strange feeling being envious of a dog, isn’t it?
Well, you’re going to have a whole bunch of these new feelings because not only do they look adorable (aww), their lives are way better than yours (wtf).
You can’t even be mad. Just look at ’em!