Let’s all just agree, right here, right now, that dad jokes are the worst. How many times did your “Dad, I’m hungry” receive a “Hey, Hungry, I’m dad!”?
I’ll tell you how many times.
One too many.
For that reason, (And perhaps also because the following jokes are just funny as hell) I dedicate this article to the mum jokes!
#1 The mum that understands religion
#2 Sarcastic teenager requests Jesus riding a stegosaurus for his birthday cake
And the mother delivers
#3 Mormons insisted to talk to the mother
Mother insisted that they help her garden first.
#4 The mums collectively mocked their stadium selfie
You know what’s better than one mum joke? Four mum jokes.
#5 Mum proved that she knew her son was gay before he did
Looking flamboyant as always.
#6 When people say “parents can’t text” show them this
#7 Drunk mum arranges potatoes in order
One potato, two potato, hot potato- WINE!