Cards Against Humanity Just Bought A Piece Of US Border So Trump Can’t Build The Wall

Anyone got 15$?

Because if you do you might wanna give those to the Cards against humanity. Why you might ask? Well, they are trying to save America thats why! Because lets be nobody else is trying to.

So somebody has to step up and it seems like that ‘someone’ is cards against humanity. Let me elaborate. We are aware of the hatred that Donald Trump has towards the Mexicans. We also know he wants to spend millions of dollars on an unnecessary wall that separates America and Mexico.

Is it the best idea to annoy the President though?

Well at least they are not taking the nuclear approach just to annoy him. Surprisingly they are taking  quite a civil approach.

Donald Trump is a preposterous golem who is afraid of Mexicans. He is so afraid that he wants to build a $20 billion wall that everyone knows will accomplish nothing.

So we’ve purchased a plot of vacant land on the border and retained a law firm specializing in eminent domain to make it as time-consuming and expensive as possible for the wall to get built.

They will also send you a special ‘surprise’ for your contribution.

They also don’t care what you think of them for doing this. Why? Well they can themselves answer that.

FAQ on their website:-

I don’t like that you’re getting political, why don’t you just stick to card games?

They replied perfectly:-

Why don’t you stick to seeing how many Hot Wheels cars you can fit up your asshole?

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