Malaika Aman
Technology is not on our side.
No matter how much you wish it to be. I mean when the time comes ,and the likes of Alexa gain consciousness, they are probably going to enslave all of us. But right now the robots are happy just to see us fight with each other and cause drama.
And no, I am not paranoid. How else do you explain this guy finding out that his girlfriend was cheating on him? Coincidence? Yeah right! You might want to sit down for this one because shit about to get real.
It all started when Mike wanted to listen to ‘Kodak radio’.
nah I was at my homegirls house chilling. Her and her man were cleaning so her man goes “Alexa play Kodak radio” and Alexa goes “I do not recognize this station Jared” her mans name is mike pic.twitter.com/uFol5BxKHK
— momma canon (@Iilcanon) January 2, 2018
But it all went downhill from there.
mike was confused and kept asking “who the fuck is Jared Alexa” I was looking at my friend like wow she really got her side dude programmed to Alexa pic.twitter.com/ERGpdf1nO6
— momma canon (@Iilcanon) January 3, 2018
Mike, however, got a genius idea.
Mike continues to talk to Alexa like she a real human. So he finally says “Alexa, call Jared’s cell” this where shit about to get juicy!!!!!
— momma canon (@Iilcanon) January 3, 2018
And it sure got quite juicy from here on out.
Alexa start ringing cause it’s connected to your phone. Mike pick up Alexa and is pacing back and fourth. Starts yelling at Alexa, choking this bitch out. I remind you this a device
— momma canon (@Iilcanon) January 3, 2018
Maybe Mike overreacted?
all of a sudden you hear a deep voice answer “dominos what would you like to order?” Bitch I’m confused, mike confused and my friend just like pic.twitter.com/hZYTQiCk12
— momma canon (@Iilcanon) January 3, 2018
And he’s thinking in silence.
mike quiet as hell, looking at my friend with a look of death and im not even breathing. It’s silent pic.twitter.com/C1XSHN0dWV
— momma canon (@Iilcanon) January 3, 2018
Wait, What!?
BITCH It was quiet for a couple seconds and than you hear Jared say “baby is he gone????” HOE MY GOD I COULDNT EVEN SPEAK pic.twitter.com/SkDuWbF09v
— momma canon (@Iilcanon) January 3, 2018
Mike seems to be quite the genius.
I’m In shock. I don’t know how to react. So Mike pretended to be her cousin and said “yeah he gone dude come over she in the shower” Jared says aight bet and call ended pic.twitter.com/qoSBy0KNKR
— momma canon (@Iilcanon) January 3, 2018
Yah that is an excellent idea.
Mike yelling at her saying “you better hope to God something happens to him on the way here, God can’t even save u” I’m on the couch texting my momma i love her cause Idk what about to happen
— momma canon (@Iilcanon) January 3, 2018
I know you feel. Sweat is practically trickling into my eyes.
The doorbell rings and this man mike jumping up and down wit Alexa still in his hand. I’m on the couch next to my friend scared like I’m the one who cheating pic.twitter.com/uqjIlA9UkD
— momma canon (@Iilcanon) January 3, 2018
No way! Really!?
Mike opens the door… I’m hearing this man yell “oh hell nawl!!!!!!!!”
Jared is a dyke pic.twitter.com/gnWHUO7wiu
— momma canon (@Iilcanon) January 3, 2018
She even brought her plastic d*ck?
mike start yelling at Jared(real name Josephine). Jared out here strapped up and I don’t mean a gun. So Jared waving around her plasdick at mike cause mike getting violent
— momma canon (@Iilcanon) January 3, 2018
Does anyone else feel like they’re suffocating?
Alright so mike threatening Jared yelling “I ain’t gay but my hands bisexual. Anyone can get hit” at this point shit is crazy my friend calling 911 I’m tryna record pic.twitter.com/Cg2fZhmRE2
— momma canon (@Iilcanon) January 3, 2018
Umm am I missing something?
so im tryna pull out my phone to record and BAM my phone rings it’s my man (at the time) calling me to see how my hair appointment is going..
— momma canon (@Iilcanon) January 3, 2018
Now that might be the most gigantic bomb that has ever been dropped on me.
small detail I forgot to tell y’all I was at my homegirls house wit her man cause we all in a love triangle and we was about to have a three some pic.twitter.com/jGmcYrDBLA
— momma canon (@Iilcanon) January 3, 2018
Now you stop!? After all this!?
You got me sitting here like… pic.twitter.com/Bpxs5Uxvne
— Frankie ? (@FrankWitDaSauce) January 3, 2018
I can’t wait any longer!
I’m invested. Finish it!
— Petagay ?? (@Dulce_Peets) January 3, 2018
Why would you do this to us!?
— ✨✨ (@cynthisha_) January 4, 2018
The people want what they want.
— EthanJ?? (@Ethan_theone_) January 3, 2018
Some are even unable to use the washroom until you finish what you started.
I’m waiting on this damn toilet till you finish this story. Hurry up
— ??Jay_Rose? (@The_Super_Juan) January 4, 2018
You don’t know how much we are ready for this.
Soooooo… like what happened pic.twitter.com/31F6Jnkf5r
— ?????? (@laurengansell) January 4, 2018
We are waiting with bated breath.
I’m ready for the next part like I was gasping for air ?? pic.twitter.com/2iOW6rnUWz
— Kay-see ? (@kayceesquivel) January 4, 2018
What do you want!?
— Tì Chôkan'wastewin (@Tay_royaltee) January 4, 2018
Do you want us to beg?
— Alejandro de Julian x Vivid.Alexander ? (@TheAlexBailey_) January 3, 2018
It might blow up soon enough.
You gotta finish this off, the possibilities are endless and my brain is overloading ?
— Ruby Quinn (@inthelifeofruby) January 4, 2018
We are still not sure, if she will ever finish this story. Maybe the story is destined to be left incomplete. How do you think it ended? Share your thoughts in the comments below!