The Fifty Shades Of Grey Spinoff You Need To Read

Fifty Shades of Grey was an international hit, outselling even Harry Potter. It was a romance book, with a lot of adult content, and most people read it thinking it was “hot and heavy”. It’s fairly timid compared to what you can find on the internet, and I’ve seen smears of ketchup with better plot and writing than that.

The Fifty Shades series are poorly written, and feel more like fanfiction someone cooked up in their basement than a novel now turned into a movie.

Many of us that enjoy reading were relatively irritated, myself included, because it does not deserve the infamy that it got. It is, however, somewhat forgivable given that it became the butt of many jokes and parodies all across the internet.

My current favourite would have to be The 50 Nerds Of Grey twitter account that posted tweets of quotes from the 50 Shades books, but with a slight, hilarious twist.

Regarding safewords
About chains
Liking it rough
Playing doctor
Finding the right position
Which Potter house he belonged to
His understandable attraction to Harry Potter
About taking some risks
Doing something he wouldn’t dare
Stan Lee’s cameo
Regarding punishment
Straight up torture
Making it harder
Solving problems
About Twitter’s 140 character limit
About public misdemeanor
An atrocious eating habit
Smacking as hard as he can
Playing a little Monopoly can always set the mood
A little guidance always helps.
I guess you could say it was very qwert
 Did you try turning it off and on again?
Playing a little game
That unfortunate buyer’s remorse
Picking positions on top or on the bottom
About the pain he could inflict on her
An absolutely severe punishment no one deserves

 

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