The Funniest Pawn Shop Signs Ever

Pawn shops are crazy

They have the weirdest and strangest stuff for sale. Each item has a wacky history, and everything is a reasonable price. Wedding dresses, which cost hundreds or thousands of dollars go for fifty bucks, and outrageously tackier stuff. It’s like pawn shops are just done with people, and if you don’t believe me, check out their signs.

#1 The accidental bride

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#2 The most universally hated Spiderman movie.

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#3 Anyone wanna bet against me saying this is probably Texas?

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#4 When you’re a pawn king, but don’t like the image that goes with it.

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#5 Someone somewhere waited their entire life to make that joke.

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#6 If you’ve ever worked in customer service, you know how important this sign is.

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#7 Say no to crack, but say yes to heroin. Actually, that’s terrible advice.

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#8 Convincing people to buy more in the cleverest way

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#9 And become the One-Punch Man

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#10 Clever and effective.

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#11 Only in Texas.

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#12 There’s probably a funny story behind this sign. The story probably involved a series of arrests.

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#13 Doing enough to get by, not to get a promotion

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#14 For some reason, this sign’s drawing me in.

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#15 Really get back at your ex!

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#16 Probably someone’s taxes

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#17 Pawn Daddy becomes Pawn Grandaddy

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#18 This is very polite notice. Probably Canadian.

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#19 Sell your crap so you can crap.

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#20 Pawn Star Poetry

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#21 Make it a jingle, and you’ll be rich.

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#22 We’ll take whatever. For good price, too.

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#23 I don’t know if this sign is serious, and it’ll probably be funnier if it was.

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#24 Bling Blings and Shiznits.

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#25 Golden vibes. Quality purchase.

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