Nine Moms Reveal The Grosser Side Of Childbirth And It’s Not Pretty

Ah, childbirth! It’s magical. It’s beautiful. It’s an amazing and glorious time in a woman’s life. However, pregnancy does come with its share of ups and downs. This might sound really gross but have you ever thought about what will happen if you have diarrhea or an upset stomach during childbirth? Let me tell you something, giving birth isn’t exactly how they show it in the movies. The truth is, other than being painful; It can be very messy. And yes, it often involves pooping.

Check out these moms who revealed the grosser side of childbirth:

1. It felt like her butt was falling off.

“Humans are animals, and there is absolutely nothing more primal than giving birth. Trust me, you are way too busy pushing out a baby and coping with pain to care if poop comes out of your butt. It happened at least once during my delivery.

“Nobody, not even my husband, batted an eye or cared. I kept screaming on the delivery table that ‘My butt [was] falling out.’ There is so much pressure that it really feels like all of your insides are blasting out of your bottom area at the same time.” —Amanda, 32

2. She wasn’t even aware of it.

“I felt some poop come out at some point during the two-plus hours of pushing out my first son. I had an epidural but it had mostly worn off so I felt the poop come out while I was pushing. I just had the sensation that it was there, and then when I saw the nurse quickly wipe it away I knew I was right.

“The nurse quickly wiped it away and it was like it didn’t even happen. I was so focused on pushing I wasn’t worried about it. My second son came out so quickly, that if I pooped while pushing I wasn’t even aware of it.” —Maya, 39

3. Well, they asked her to push.

“Like many first-time moms, I worried a lot about pooping on the delivery table, and it definitely happened. I kept yelling to the nurses ‘Am I pooping?! Am I pooping?!’. I was so embarrassed by the whole thing and kept apologizing.

“In the moment there is so much pressure happening to your lower body it is hard to tell one bodily function from the next. The pushing feels the same. The nurses told me to push as if I was having a bowel movement.

“Obviously, the labor pushing is more painful and intense, but how you go about pushing is the same as when pooping. I was convinced I was pooping the entire time, but it was just one quick second and the nurses took care of it.” —Mary, 31

4. Losing all modesty.

“I told my significant other he was not allowed to look at the baby coming out of my vagina, because I didn’t want him to see sh*t coming out of me. I didn’t pretend there was any other reason. I told him the sole reason he could not see the physical birth of his child was that I was probably going to poop and I was really embarrassed about him seeing that.

“I also heard horror stories about women watching the look on their husbands’ faces as they pretended not to be disgusted by the sight of huge, bulging hemorrhoids and nasty vaginal tears. When it came time for the actual delivery, all that went out the window.

“It was such an emotional, beautiful, and incredible time that I didn’t care if he saw me sh*t myself. The whole thing is a freaking miracle, body fluids and all, and he shouldn’t be denied seeing this miracle in action. Turns out I didn’t have a choice anyway, as the delivery doctor asked him to grab one of my legs as I pushed.

“He had a prime viewing spot either way. I don’t even know if I pooped, but I probably did. I think I saw the nurse wiping away some stuff — but it was such a mix of fluids that I don’t know exactly what it was. I lost pretty much all modesty the moment my daughter was born, and I’m 100 percent better for it.” —Jenn, 36

5. One…two…three.

“I was in the room with my cousin when she was delivering and unbeknownst to me, I was pregnant too at the time. Everything you could imagine was going on in that delivery room including pooping, and I remember thinking, ‘When I have kids, my delivery is going to be so clean, peaceful, and perfect.’

“Then nine months or so passed and I no longer cared about the atmosphere; I wanted that baby out! It’s totally normal to poop during labor and although my epidural wore off, I don’t even think I felt it happen.

“I just remember seeing the nurse scoop it up and throw it away, as if she dropped something on the floor while cooking. Totally nonchalant.” —Marcella, 24

6. Only cool moms.

“I was ready for the possibility of pooping because one of my friends once texted another of my friends who was in labor, ‘remember, cool moms poop,’ and it is a running joke among us. The thing to really know is that the doctor will basically ask you to poop.

“They tell you to ‘push like you’re pooping.’ I don’t know how anyone gets out of there without actually doing so. I had an epidural and didn’t feel very much, but I still somehow knew it was happening and was powerless to stop it.

“It only happened once during what was a very long delivery. My husband was holding one of my legs at the time, which was unfortunate for him. He definitely noticed but he didn’t say anything until I brought it up a few days later. We laugh about it now.” —Jenny, 37.

7. It should be the least of your concerns.

“If 2017 was the year we finally accepted that all women poop, then 2018 will be the year we come to terms with the fact that all women poop during labor. While I truly believe that every birth story is magical and unique and fu*king crazy, there is one thing that remains consistent: the pooping.

“But here’s the thing that’s hard for anyone who hasn’t gone to the bathroom in front of their loved ones (particularly the one who got you into this mess) to comprehend: pooping during labor is sort of a non-issue.

“It happens, but in the moment, it’s really the least of your concerns. I was in labor for 56 hours and by the end of my five-day hospital stay, a crap was really the least alarming thing to emerge from my body. Babies, on the other hand, are a whole other story.” —Jane, 31

8. Promptly sh*tting her brains out.

“I started labor in the middle of the night and promptly sh*t my brains out. When it came time to push, I kept in mind what my birthing class instructor said: ‘If you poop while pushing, you know you’re pushing effectively.’

“That really stuck with me. So when my midwives had to ‘wipe my bottom’ a couple of times, I was sort of proud. There really is no need to be embarrassed. You are bringing a life into the world! Who cares if you poop? I didn’t.” —Sarah, 27

9. Here’s what’s more humiliating than pooping.

“I went into labor in a birthing pool in hospital, with my husband holding my hands through it all. I was leaning over the edges of the pool and the midwife said with the next contraction that I should push down into my bottom as if I was doing a big poop.

“I said I was worried I would actually poop, but she reassured me it was unlikely. So I pushed. Hard. I was convinced I must have pooped but she said ‘no, you’re fine.’

“Then I made eye contact with my husband who just gave me a look while nodding his head to confirm I had indeed pooped a little. The most humiliating part was the midwife fishing out the offending article with a goldfish net!” —Sanchia, 29

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