Guy Live Tweeted Story Of A Dildo He Shoved Up His Ass That Landed Him Into The Hospital & It’s Hilariously Insane

Honestly, every time I go on Reddit, there’s a story about some guy who’s got something stuck up his ass.

And I’m not even exaggerating. But, I’d still like to think that this guy is telling the truth and there was a huge unlikely situation. Moreover, in this situation he somehow ended up naked, slipped on a wet floor and ended directly on a vibrating dildo.

For those of you who don’t know what a dildo is, and no, I’m not talking about the city in Canada, obviously. A dildo is a plastic or metal substitute for a man’s penis. Usually designed to be much larger than a typical human male penis. It is sometimes equipped with a vibration feature.

Edit: that’s not really what happened…

It makes me thankful that the only time I got something stuck, I was able to take it out.

And it goes on…

Healthcare – F*ck yeah!

If there is a poetic selection of his live tweets following the incident, the soundtrack would be this.

I’d be miffed too.

Apparently, Energizer batteries do keep going and going and going.

Pics or it didn’t happen.

That thing looks massive!

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Still vibrating.

For real.

Wish I could put this battery in my phone instead.

“When using a vibrating dildo, attach a string to the end.”

 

How insane is this guy? I still can’t get my head around this incident. That was probably the wackiest thing you’ve read in the longest time too! But I’m sure you enjoyed it. And if you did, let us know in the comments below.

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