Pregnancy is a complicated process.
Everyone has a different reaction when it comes to being pregnant. But one thing is for sure; all women are hormonal as hell during it. So the most you can do is joke about it later because you might realise some of your reactions were unnecessary.
So here are hilarious AF tweets about pregnancy you can relate to if you’re carrying a baby:
#1 Mommy probably doesn’t want to do that again either.
4-yr-old saw picture of me pregnant.
I explain that she was inside me. She thought for a bit then said:
“I never want to do that again.”
— Zoe vs. the Universe (@zoevsuniverse) July 21, 2014
#2 They probably figured out it was fake.
Nobody on this train is decent enough to give up their seat for a pregnant woman & now I gotta stand here w/my sweater balled up in my coat.
— Caissie St.Onge (@Caissie) December 16, 2013
#3 “Is it a boy or girl?” “It’s food.”
[walks into 4D ultrasound office]
Receptionist: Uh sir. This is for pregnant women
Me: I just want to see my burrito again
— ?ack (@Mr_Kapowski) August 5, 2015
#4 Rather cut the Obgyn.
My Obgyn suggested I cut carbs to maintain a healthier pregnancy weight.
Frankly, I’d rather cut the Obgyn.
— full metal mommy (@FullMetalMommy) June 9, 2014
#5 Babies are lazy.
3-year-old: Can the baby come out to play?
Pregnant wife: No, honey. She’s not ready yet.
3-year-old: Babies are lazy.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 30, 2015
#6 She knows the sex.
Don’t ask a pregnant lady “do you know the sex?” obviously she knows about sex she’s pregnant you stupid idiot
— Dan Duvall (@lazerdoov) March 5, 2015
I just left a voicemail and said ” please call me back at your convenience. Amen.” Instead of “goodbye”. #pregnancybrain is real y’all
— Virginia Williams (@VirginiaWms) October 14, 2015
#8 Mood swings.
I just started crying while watching a Post-It commercial.
— samantha jo ❄️❄️ (@samanthajcampen) August 22, 2012
#9 Don’t joke about the food.
If you eat a pregnant girls food, you’re required to have the baby for her
— Moe (@_Mo_lee_) August 19, 2014
#10 It’s happening!
— Mallory (@Mallory0502) October 21, 2015