#11 Yeah, it could be positive but very, very negative.
Why the plus or minus on the pregnancy test, ept? How about a simple yes or no and we’ll decide if that’s positive or negative.
— I Kent even (@kentgrossarth) February 17, 2013
#12 35% sure.
Dollar Tree pregnancy tests.
For when you only want to be 35% sure.
— Sarah … (@siposaurus) July 21, 2013
— Rebecca K. (@Rebeksy) October 18, 2015
#13 My jug broke.
*pregnant wife wakes up*
I think my water broke
*I hide the Kool-Aid packet and water jug I spilled in bed*
Let’s go to the hospital
— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) August 17, 2015
#14 My followers!
Post that you’re pregnant on facebook: 88 likes and 31 comments.
Tweet that you’re pregnant on twitter: 2 stars and 491 unfollows
— Raspberry Jam (@Jenny4ashley) September 7, 2013
Even if you disagree with his politics you have to admit that for a second term president he doesn’t even look pregnant.
— Brian (@Black__Elvis) July 2, 2015
You can’t get pregnant from sex with a condom, only from sex with a person
— donni saphire (@donni) January 25, 2015
#17 Make them realistic.
Pregnancy test commercials would be a lot more relatable if the women in them cursed and cried.
— αlly (@ToonieLane) August 15, 2013
#18 My home isn’t pregnant.
My home pregnancy test came back negative.
I guess my house is just getting fat.
— Nicken Drumsticks (@beefman138) July 17, 2015
#19 No need to show off.
Hey guys. Stop touching your wife’s pregnant belly in pictures. We get it, you came in her.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) October 27, 2014
#20 She’s not wrong.
7-year-old upon learning I am pregnant: “It’s the breastfeeding that will get ya. Breastfeeding is killer.”
— Rachel Held Evans (@rachelheldevans) October 21, 2015