#21 She’s going to pee in your tummy, mom.
5-year-old: What happens if the baby pees?
Pregnant wife: She won’t. She waits till she’s born
5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 11, 2015
#22 Sounds hilarious to me.
Screaming out “BOOM PREGNANT!” during sex is never as funny as you think it will be.
— The Alicianater (@leechee420) February 14, 2013
#23 All those new pants go to waste.
Nine weeks and I can’t fit into any of my pants. I bet Goodyear could make a killing if it launched a maternity wear line.
— kristin (@shriekhouse) August 23, 2012
#24 Hard to not notice an 8 months pregnant woman.
“You’re prettier than I remember, you were SO FAT the last time I saw you!”
TY Uncle Bob, I was 8months pregnant. *spits in his pumpkin pie
— KungPow Turkey (@MacAnnabella) October 14, 2013
#25 What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
So, if you get pregnant in Vegas, does the baby have to stay there?
— Amy W (@Ameiam) June 11, 2015
#26 It balances!
#27 The struggle is real.
#28 I’d be happy if they weren’t sore.
#29 Nice feet.
#30 Another lipstick gone.