There are certain rules to when you’re in a relationship.
Don’t cheat, give them necessary attention, and communicate what’s going on in your life effectively. But there aren’t many drawn out, contract-like lists of rules either, especially none as crazy as this guy found. See, he had just bought a used car, and inside it, he found a paper filled with outrageous relationship rules.
You are NOT to hang out with your friends more than two times a week
That’s abusive. You don’t control the friendships of your partner. It’s abusive.
You’re NOT to look at a single girl
Not your teacher, not your mother, or your sister, just no girls.
If girls come up to you at any place or anytime you are to WALK away
It’s not like women are people too.
You are NOT to ask for head
Hahahahaha, after having the audacity to have her boyfriend follow all these things, she puts this in too?
You are NOT allowed to get mad at me about a single thing ever again
Jeez. Someone has a high opinion of themselves. If you mess up, the boyfriend has every single right to get mad at you.
If I say jump you say “how high princess”
He’s your partner, not your slave.
You are to NEVER take longer than 10 mins to text me back.
It’s not like he has a life of his own which might take precedence over you.
This relationship is as healthy as obesity.
People on Twitter have made it obvious that this list is a work of a psychopath.
"blink twice if you need help"
— chocolate milk fan account (@rach_thorpe) August 10, 2017
Can i still breath and walk and take a shower or is there a no no in that..
— gtg_ttyl (@sabastiannichs) August 9, 2017
This entire list is batshit insane.
this woulda been me if i picked up that paper pic.twitter.com/iPG2OMRv1K
— Lyrin (@lyrin_daniele) August 10, 2017
Was she in the trunk?
— Jason Spencer (@JasonSpencerDJ) August 9, 2017
She demanded all those things then had the audacity to say "DO NOT EVER ASK FOR HEAD" Lmaoooo
— Jay (@MrJayBenz) August 9, 2017
A lot of people are treating it as a joke, and given the absurdity, we hope it is.
Sounds like he should have traded in the girl friend .. not the car
— Carol loves 〽️ichigan! (@cf1974) August 9, 2017
After I get done reading the contract pic.twitter.com/LEsV7Kcls0
— Deion Walls (@d_wall1221) August 10, 2017
This is legitimate emotional abuse, not something we should be making fun of.
If it was the other way around it be all kinds of serious fucked up/ since it's the guy it's funny/no abuse is abuse an be treated as such
— LboogieOrig.BBQSTYLE (@MrLboogie) August 10, 2017
She's an abuser and that relationship is toxic
— Lady Marta Phalange (@heartpleaces) August 9, 2017
That is psychological abuse. I hope for his sake that this is a joke.
— Alicia (@DiddlyDonger) August 10, 2017