Newborns sure can be lazy.
I mean, I’ve been called lazy a few times, and I admit that I am not the most active person on the Earth, but one thing is for sure, I am much better than a newborn. Yes, I just compared myself to an infant and I am not proud of myself.
If we are being honest, other than looking adorable, all newborns do is cry, poop, eat and then the cycle begins anew again. Well, we aren’t going to let them get away with this laziness anymore! As people are coming together on Twitter to rally against newborns.
I 100% support this movement, and I am not afraid to say it. So scroll on below and take a look at what people have to say about newborns.
This is the Twitter user that started it all.
#1 Maybe they can, but don’t want to?
stare alot for someone who cant fight
— stilltryingtodie (@wanabeianconnor) March 24, 2019
#2 So basically robots.
They're here to replace us. They want to take our jobs and live in our houses and when we die the little buggers will take all our money.
— Man_on_a_farm (@gulliver_trevor) March 24, 2019
#3 Technically, they are nine months old.
For a product that’s brand new they’re not efficient. 0/10 would not recommend
— mushu 🐍 (@TheRookieGod1) March 24, 2019
#4 Thank you for the graphic image.
Other animals drop out and go hunt…
If we ain't hold em properly their head might pop off….
— Martin (@MartinPagon) March 24, 2019
#5 Even though they need a diaper.
They wear a lot of white for people who don’t do they own laundry
— Bomia Gabice ♓️🌞 (@bomiagabice) March 24, 2019
#6 They take clingy to a whole new level.
Too clingy, which messes up the vibe. Act like they gonna die if you leave them alone for a couple days 🙄
— JAIME HATE ACCOUNT (@candlelitttt) March 24, 2019
#7 Very true.
They've got too many rights for someone who did 9 months inside
— Rejo (@rejoycet) March 24, 2019
#8 Do they think we are all mind readers?
Urgh… Their alarm system needs a lot of upgrade 🙄… Are you crying for food? Water? Sleep? You… Wanna get high?! Tellll meeee 😭 pic.twitter.com/qNjj3UZwyr
— Ify (@ifyadi) March 24, 2019
#9 The most important thing!
#10 That sums it up.
— Rhiannon Admidas Conley (@RhiannonAdmidas) March 24, 2019
#11 So just like cats?
They have no respect. I go out my way to make sure I don't wake them up. But when IM sleep, they'll scream bloody murder til I wake up
— Dezzy (@DColeworld) March 24, 2019
#12 No alcohol tolerance at all.
And they can't hold their liquor at ALL
— BabyDaddy of Dragons (@ShibariDynamite) March 25, 2019
#13 None of your stupid language here.
They don’t even speak English.
Talking some “goo-goo, gaga”
We speak American in this country, Osama!
— DELROY TARGARYEN ⚔️ (@KingKultura) March 23, 2019
#14 We have rights too.
They will bite the breasts of anyone holding them. Like, exCUSE me, can you not.
— 🗡Angela🗡 -no white men 2020- (@_une_femme_) March 24, 2019
#15 Always sleeping except when its night.
For people who don’t do any work, they sure do sleep a lot. 😡
We’ve got bills???!!!!!
— Birdie (@Topfayz) March 24, 2019
#16 Do they even know what trust is?
Drop them once and they never trust you again
— kimmyll🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲 (@LmwakaLl) March 24, 2019
#17 Just tell me what you want.
And when they cry… 🙄
Feed him… Still cries
Give him toy… Still cries
Hold him… Still cries
Can they be clear about what they want… their lives ain't that hard to be crying all the damn time
— Your fav follower (@lunga_lindo) March 24, 2019
#18 They are so picky on top of that.
They really eat a lot for someone not chipping in on grocery money. EVERY 4 hours you hungry? 🤨Really?!?!
— Tamarra The Aries (@T_monster) March 24, 2019
#19 Suffering from social anxiety perhaps.
Poor communication skills. As demanding as they are.
— Whiskered (@DrChubbyy) March 24, 2019
#20 Have to pat them on the back every five minutes.
They don’t even know how to chew. They get brand new teeth and still try to swallow food whole like a boa constrictor. Then got the nerve to choke all silly and stuff🙄
— Mrs. Drake (@tsddrake) March 23, 2019
#21 Instagram models do not deserve this.
They always need stuff and never have any money.. broke and begging like an ig model
— Jazzy J ❤️ (@JASS_Kidding) March 24, 2019
#22 Their poo definitely reflects that.
A whole lot of poo for creatures on a liquid diet damn 😩
— Tailor Swift (@ItsYETTYjoor) March 24, 2019
#23 Hands not working properly.
they always clapping their hands and no sound comes out. pic.twitter.com/9AXVzG2VDp
— Black Saint (@wicky_mash) March 24, 2019
#24 ‘You wanna fight?’
Always clenching fists but they can't even fight sleep smh https://t.co/IgH6QkO9cB
— Whip of Blickity Blackness (@le_munchkine) March 24, 2019
#25 Newborns are weird, okay?
Theyre badly designed- their soft spot on their head is pretty much a self destruct button. I don’t like the way they always stare at me. It’s weird.
— Acacia Skies (@FocacciaFries) March 25, 2019
#26 Hold your neck yourself.
Like why are they so sassy? literally have to hold there heads or they’ll just roll their necks for no reason. Like ma’am who do you have beef with? Only been here for like 3 days
— Poojah, The Night Queen (@_QueenTM) March 24, 2019
#27 Taking everything away and still not happy.
They come and I lose everything, my wife, her tits, the quiet, my money, my space, the walk space, in fact, what don't they take from me, they take my life, and then I become addicted… Yet they be doing like they don't know what they have done to me. I can't deal no more. Lol
— Lolu (@ayomystical) March 24, 2019
#28 I’ll be fine with even 6 hours.
I mean, they should just sleep at least 8 hours per night, like all decent people
— Annalisa Conti (@AnnalisaContiUS) March 24, 2019
#29 But I love potatoes.
They all look like potatoes anyway 🤷🏾♀️
— Selena (@SelenaShines) March 24, 2019
#30 Can’t dispute this.
They boring af 😂😂😂😭😭😂
— ✨ (@Heni__A) March 24, 2019
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