Sometimes, all you need to shut down someone is a savage remark.
Now, don’t get me wrong, I am not some man-hater woman. And no, I don’t think that all men are a**holes. But just as some women are complete b**ches, so are some men. And today we are going to talk about the men who fall in the latter category.
I don’t know about you, but I have heard many sexist remarks in my lifetime from surprised looks when I mention that I do indeed work to casually saying that women should know how to cook.
And what do I do when someone acts like that in front of me? Well, it depends on the situation but rest assured, they do not get out unscathed. So following are some tweets that address just that.
#1 Because I have a long road ahead.
“Guys don’t like when girls wear sweats to class every day” well the nice thing about that is I’m not paying 11 grand a semester so Mike from physics can have something cute to look at during lecture. Now move along you’re in the way of my degree
— Kendall Lyman (@KendallLyman) November 14, 2017
#2 If you have to ask, then you are clearly doing something wrong.
men will literally nut 45 seconds into sex and have the audacity to ask if you came. yeah i came to the wrong house
— Iguana (@kajuana_marie) December 19, 2017
#3 And yet mothers of these ‘bad boys’ seem to think so.
Women are not rehablitation centres for badly raised boys
— Zahra Zaraa Danejo (@tinkizee2) February 22, 2018
#4 I admit I am guilty of this one.
this girl at work asked me today if i’d ever date a guy shorter than me and i said “no i wouldn’t” so then this other guy was like “don’t you think that’s kinda shallow?” and i looked him dead in the eye and said “i’m a lesbian, joe”
— Kait ? (@itzzkait) February 22, 2018
#5 Can everyone please read this?
PSA: if you see a woman who is working super hard to become who she's meant to be, and achieve the things she wants to achieve, and you have nothing to add to her life, or to give back to her in any way, please just leave her the fuck alone.
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) November 9, 2017
#6 Very true, they usually make your knees melt.
Forehead kisses are how men absorb all the sense in your brain. Stay woke sis
— ThatMalawianGirl (@Chikoberry) December 13, 2017
#7 Doesn’t everyone know that Karma is a b**ch?
I just out-manspreaded a man next to me on the tube and forced him to take up a normal amount of space, he stepped on my foot as he got off so I tripped him up. Men of London, I will play these games with you all day pic.twitter.com/RG3aA3pz0p
— Candice Carty-Williams (@CandiceC_W) February 19, 2018
#8 I promise, not all women hate all men.
Girls who make the clarification that they “don’t hate all men” are feds
— s (@jesuspinkman) February 20, 2018
#9 I can’t add anything meaningful to this?
Being a straight man on instagram is easy heres coffee and a book. The book is by david foster wallace. Or michael chabon. The caption is “catching up with an old friend” so you know I have read this book before— long ago. Long before u even had heard of “ a book”
— Natalie Walker (friend of Paddington) (@nwalks) January 17, 2018
#10 But we shouldn’t expect something like that, right? RIGHT!?
pretty cool how guys in romcoms are like "i'm going to the airport to buy a $3000 same day ticket to London so i can tell Rachel i love her TONIGHT!!!" and guys in real life are like "wanna come over? we can hang out. i have 2 cans of beer also pls bring condoms i dont have any."
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) March 8, 2018
#11 I have no idea what ‘hotdog water’ smells like.
u know when a straight girl shows u a pic of her bf and u gotta be like “aw 🙂 he’s cute” even tho he looks like he smells like hotdog water
— negasonic teenage forehead (@frogkage) February 7, 2018
#12 That is probably autocorrect messing the article up.
women don't fancy men when they see good-looking chips pic.twitter.com/eHmpF0KKc6
— Lex Croucher (@lexcanroar) March 9, 2017
#13 Oh gosh couldn’t he search it on Google for one second?
I never wanna talk to a straight man again pic.twitter.com/81KLyq04q7
— madison (@meatymadison) January 26, 2018
#14 “The first men” doesn’t exist.
Men who aren't ur bf: what kind of a fool doesn't massage & oil their girlfriend three hours a day
Men who are: hey can you fetch me the remote it's under my own ass
— colleen smith (@collnsmith) January 26, 2018
#15 In some cases, we do crush on toads, though.
Boys please learn how to take selfies so I stop embarrassing myself when I show my friends your pictures. Now I gotta explain that you’re cuter in person and these bitches looking at me like I got a crush on a toad.
— Aerin (@aerincreer) February 28, 2018
#16 Now that is one group I’d love to join.
Instead of Jack the Ripper, how about Jill the Ripper? And instead of murdering & mutilating innocent women, she lures dude bros into dark alleys where groups of us are waiting to tell them to calm down for no reason & to smile more
— Not Sara (@smithsara79) March 1, 2018
Do you have any savage remarks that you want to add? Or would you remember some of these for your next encounter with a sexist and stupid man? Comment on below and let us know your thoughts on this.