Target is infamous. There’s nothing that can be said about the shop that hasn’t already been said. The whole place is like a wonderland of things we didn’t know we needed until we laid eyes on them that very day and we love it for that. Something that brings much joy, as well as bewilderment, has to have good jokes about it- and here, we’ve got some of the very best.
Target isn’t just a shop, it’s an experience and these jokes should hopefully bring you back there, wondering aimlessly down those aisles… Wait! Don’t go yet! You still have to read them first!
Take a scroll through our list and comment on your favourite below! Just try not to get lost in the void… and don’t buy those puffy fluffs! You don’t need them!
#1 I don’t need it, but I want it and it’s on sale. Buy twelve of them.
#2 This wizard knows what’s up.
#3 I bet that university is nice and cheap too…
#4 Every. Single. Time.
#5 Women everywhere, look out for this guy, he could be in a Target near you (recognisable from the amount of sheer sass).
#6 Oh, the face of temptation… Please I am only one weak woman.
#7 I would genuinely love to meet whoever named these… their mind must be wonderful.