Valentine’s day is just around the corner. And being able to share that special day with someone who is just as crazy as you would be the best feeling in the world. Someone who’s not afraid to share your weird little habits, obsessions and quirks with enthusiasm. Also, if you two weirdos happen to find the same things funny – you’re in a win-win situation. However, if you want her to stay, you better amp up your gift buying game this Valentine’s Day. Chocolates and roses are fine. But, in a relationship so unique – you want to get her something surprising and delightful!
You can sit back and relax because we’ve found the best gifts (with promising reviews and where to buy them) you can give to your partner.
1. A bag of cat farts cotton candy
Promising review: “Bought this as a gift for my son and his fiance. They thought it was the funniest thing ever. They loved the flavor and freshness of the cotton candy to be fantastic. Very happy with this purchase.”
Get it on Amazon for $9.95.
Promising review: “Super cute product. Gave it to a friend as a birthday present and she laughed so hard. You can fit a credit card or two in the coin purse if need be.”
Get it on Amazon for $5.99.
Promising review: “Excellent quality! Very thick and durable! Better than expected!”
Get it on Amazon for $16.99.
4. A toilet mug
Promising review: “I purchased this as a gift for a family member as he is known to talk “garbage” and loves coffee. WELP, this worked out perfectly! VERY good gift!”
Get it on Amazon for $12.99.
5. A wall decal of a stock photo model using her inhaler
Promising review: “I was looking for a large wall decal of a stock photo of a woman using an inhaler, and this fit the bill perfectly. Thank you!”
Get it on Amazon for $24.01.
6. A toilet mat for the potty musician.
Promising review: “Works great! Is sensitive so you don’t have to push hard and it cracks us up every time someone goes into the bathroom!”
Get it on Amazon for $17.99.
Promising review: “The thong part fits fine. The googly eyes are fun. It gets a little narrow at the end of the trunk so we ended up chopping half the nose off. It’s pretty funny that way. It’s sheer fabric so the trunk wasn’t really hiding much anyway.”
Get it on Amazon for $6.99.
Promising review: “Nothing makes someone crack up like these dumb things! They will instantly lower any person’s IQ in seconds and that is why we love them. I spend much of my day on conference calls with video and at the end when I wave with one of these on my finger, it brings the house down. Have some fun, get some finger hands!!!”
Get it on Amazon for $9.37.
Promising review: “I got these for my obsessed bass fisherman husband. He absolutely loved them! He fishes bass tournaments during the summer and he called them his new lucky tournament shoes! We will see how well they hold up– they seem pretty sturdy and should hold together well. I bought them more as a joke…they are his new favorite shoes. He wore them around the house all night after I gave them to him.”
Get them on Amazon for $21.99-$22.99.
10. A dinosaur-gnome eater
Promising review: “OMG this guy is adorable! I have a gnome garden on the corner of my property where there is a lot of traffic. I try to add unique gnomes and this guy fits right in. The colors are well done and he is the perfect height to go with all the the other gnomes I have.”
Get it on Amazon for $28.95.