All sorts of people check into hotels.
You never know who the person in the room next door is. Is it a serial killer? Is it a businessman? Or is it a pornstar? Guess we’ll never know. However, employees get more information sometimes, and this is what they find in there:
#1 That’s disgusting bro.
#2 This is very disturbing.
#3 Get a room, guys.
#4 I’m a bunny.
#6 Okay but, microwave? Why?
#7 I, too, eat banana peels when I’m drunk.
#8 Just casually storing my dead wife in the fridge. Nothing to see here.
#9 Kids? Or apes?
#10 Old lady porn. Just the usual.
#11 Just enjoy the show.
#12 This guy gave zero f*cks.
#13 Come on, blinds are the first thing you check.