What is up with people giving their kids weird names?
Don’t get me wrong, I believe it is their choice, and there is nothing wrong with giving your child an extraordinary name. However, you have to draw the line somewhere right? For example, No one would name their child Apple now would they? (Wait, That has already happened? Gwyneth Paltrow did it? Moving on..)
To be honest, even naming your child a fruit would be better than naming him Squire Sebastian Senator. No, This is not the full name, it is actually only the first. Yes, she really did decide to name her unborn child that. Can you even imagine, how much bullying he will have to go through just because of his name?
Doesn’t this woman know that kids are cruel? Although as expected her family and friends were not too happy about the choice and talked about it behind her back I suppose. So she decided to cancel the baby shower and address everyone on Facebook. This is what she had to say.
Following is what she had to say.
His name is Squire Sebastian Senator. That is that. You cannot force me to change his name. This is that name I was meant to give him. No, that is not his full name.
‘Squire Sebastian Senator’ is only his first name. This is how it will be. He will not be allowed to have a nickname, he is to be called by his full and complete first name.
I have no idea what was going through her mind at the time.
We come from a long lasting family of both squires and senators. If you look back in our family tree, the survival of this clan is literally rooted in squiredom. We are all related to senators too. This name conveys power. It conveys wealth. It conveys success.
Wait, Did she just insult normal names?
My baby’s name WILL be a revolution. It will push people to question everything. Why name your baby boring and over-used names like Joshua, Brian, Sam, Nick, Mark, Bella, Marina, etc… when you can name it something special.
She says she wasn’t drunk but are we really sure? Comment down below and let us know if you would ever name your child ‘Squire Sebastian Senator’.