With Infinity War in theaters, we’re all traumatised.
Holding onto our old movies where our characters are still alive and breathing, we sat there at home after the movies, horrified and stunned. We grew up watching these movies! A kid that was ten years old when Iron Man hit theaters would have been twenty years old when he went to go watch Avengers: Infinity War.
It’s a part of their adolescence!
And we know those characters well, and it’s such an expansive franchise, you’ll be hard-pressed to find someone who hasn’t seen the movies. But this person’s wife has seen only two, and when asked to name all the characters in Infinity War, she was… Troubled.
Thanos as Hulk
#2 Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Hulk.
Iron Man as Iron Man
Captain America as Captain America
Thor as Chris
Hulk as “Oh, THIS is the Hulk”
#3 Doctor Strange, Black Panther, Antman, Starlord.
Doctor Strange as Magician
Black Panther as Chad something
Antman as Paul Rudd
Starlord as Republican Chris
#4 Ayo, Ned, The Collector, Loki.
Ayo as War Maiden’s Wife
Ned as Comic Book Guy
The Collector as Willy Wonka
Loki as Dark Magician
#5 Wong, Okoye, Nakia, M’Baku.
Wong as Just a regular guy who gets caught in the crossfire
Okoye as War Maiden
Nakia as War Maiden’s Daughter
M’Baku as War Maiden’s Son
#6 Black Widow, Hawkeye, Scarlet Witch, Vision.
Black Widow as Rogue
Hawkeye as Dr. Watson
Scarlet Witch as Rogue? Maybe the other one is Jean
Vision as Purple Alien
#7 Gamorra, Drax, Groot, Rocket.
Gamorra as She Hulk
Drax as ???
Groot as Troot
Rocket as Is this a character? It’s a raccooon
#8 Mantis, Nebula, Spiderman, Iron Patriot.
Mantis as Snail Girl
Nebula as Cyborg
Spiderman as Spiderman
Iron Patriot as Other Iron Man
#9 Falcon, Winter Soldier, Nick Fury, Maria Hill.
Falcon as Cyclops
Winter Soldier as Captain America’s friend
Nick Fury as Samuel L Jackson
Maria Hill as Robin