In the mood for some liquid ass?
What is ‘liquid ass’ you ask? Well, it is a bottle of spray that smells like ass. Then again, it is quite self-explanatory. So what is the use of it? Apparently, it has many applications. According to many reviews, it smells like the wrong end of Satan.
It is also quite popular on Amazon with nearly 4000 reviews and four and a half stars.
Kay decided to prank her boyfriend. And it ended up being hilarious.
This stuff literally smells like ass. Bad Ass. Horrible Ass. You need to go to the doctor Ass. Tried it out last night on my boyfriend. Here is a summary of my night:
5 pm: Boyfriend on laptop in living room. He had been there for hours, so I decided it was time for him to get up.
5:05 pm: Sprayed Liquid Ass three times on a sweater in the other room, then nonchalantly dropped it in the living room, about ten feet away from the boyfriend.
5:06 pm: Boyfriend asks if I forgot to turn the bathroom fan on.
5:08 pm: Boyfriend comments on how stinky the cats poop is.
5:15 pm: Boyfriend, with his shirt covering his nose, scoops all three cat boxes in hopes of eliminating the wretched stench.
5:45 pm: Boyfriend goes on a mad hunt, insisting that the cats must have crapped somewhere in the house. By this time, the smell has engulfed the apartment (a small two bedroom.)
He picks up every piece of laundry on the floor, throws the bathroom mats in the washing machine and finds a face mask and gloves to put on. (I am a nurse and keep some supplies at home.)
6:25 pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced the cats must have stepped in poo and tracked it all over the house. After smelling all four of the cats, he decides the cats must have cleaned themselves by now.
At this point, after seeing all of the good this spray had done, I sprayed it thrice more; once in each bedroom and once in the living room.
6:30 pm: Boyfriend sweeps and mops all of the tiled floors, sprinkles baking soda over the carpet and vacuums the entire place. During this time, I make sure my bottle is hidden really well. I can’t afford to get caught on this one.
7:30 pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced there must be spoiled food somewhere. He takes out the trash and loads the dishwasher.
11 pm: While finishing up the laundry, Boyfriend discovered the sweater. He decides the cat must have wiped his paws on it and says we need to make an appointment with the vet because the smell is concerning.
I will be using this spray about once a month for the rest of my life. Thank you, Liquid Ass. Thank you.
And here is another user who decided to use it another way.
For a little revenge while my husband was busy in the shower getting ready for work, I poured the whole bottle of Liquid Ass on the backseat carpet in his car.
I thought maybe it wouldn’t work as well because I didn’t spray it. Oh.My.God. When he was pulling out of the garage I was up in our bedroom.
All of a sudden, I heard retching. I peeked out the bedroom window to see him in the driveway with all the car doors open.
He was looking in the back, then in the front, then the back again, under the car, pulling out the mats and smelling them. All the time with a seriously perplexed look on his face.
After about 5 minutes of this he got in and drove to work. I have no idea how he managed to drive the 30 minutes to work in that car!! When he got to work I received a text from him.
It speaks for itself. Heh…heh..
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These are some of our favorite from all the reviews.
Parents might be able to use it to make their kids listen.
At the end of the day, It doesn’t hurt to have a bottle of liquid ass in your home.