These might be the most ridiculous things you have ever heard.
I am sure that you are already aware of the fact that many people snore in their sleep. Now, that is very common, but some people also talk in their sleep. Usually it just weird babbling and what not but sometimes they actually manage to put a whole sentence together.
Sure, these sentences don’t really make sense, but they do make for a hilarious story. That is exactly why this Twitter user @Sleep_Sayings decided that she would post all the bizarre and incomprehensible things her boyfriend says in his sleep.
As you can imagine, these are pretty weird, so scroll on below and take a look.
#1 Well, f*ck you too buddy.
#2 That… actually makes sense.
#3 What is the octopus trying to do?
#4 Well, Penguins do look like butlers or is it vice versa?
#5 How could you do that to the Mango?
#6 I agree, how is he supposed to know the reason?
#7 Because I hate walking butterflies!
#8 Doesn’t the toilet know what it’s supposed to do?
#9 For your information, there is such a thing as black diamonds.
#10 The duck knows everything.